Jesus has Appeared Again; This Time as Washed Socks, Woman says


Summary: “Sarah Crane, from Orpington, was stunned when she hung her laundry out to dry and discovered the face of Jesus staring back at her from a crumpled sock.” Looks like Snuggles the Fabric Softener bear has stifled the Second Coming of Christ. I think the toasty grilled cheeses-Jesus was much more convincing.


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Johnny “Knockem’stiff” O’Coileain is a writer of comedy, polemics, and contrarian non-fiction, is an award winning tube-sock model, and a student of philisophic logic and realism. Armed with the influence of George Orwell, Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, Marcus Cicero, and George Carlin, Johnny gravitates toward bullshit like flies to a shit-cart, and throughly enjoys advertising how much it really fucking stinks. Add him on Facebook at:

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