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Police finally catch the Victoria's Secret "bra bandit"; This is what happens when you don't get laid
Arizona Swingers Trio Busted on Charges of Scouring Craigslist for a Dog to Fuck (Yeah, they wanted to fuck a dog)
Man's Home Invasion Was in Reality Him High as Fuck on Bathsalts
Where's a good place to piss? I know. The people on the balcony down below. They look like toilets.
Judge Accused of Having His Balls Judged by Clerk
Find babysitter, check. Depart for lovely night, check. Set random cars on fire, check.
Breaking News: Drunk Man With a Sex Toy in His Ass Rear Ends Another Vehicle
Meet the dangerous, notorious, cunning and sly criminal...who steals from 2 yr old's piggy bank
Note to self: Next time I attend a job interview, 1) Don't show up butt ass naked, and 2) Dont show up butt ass naked
You might be a redneck if: you drink a jar of gasoline, then attempt to smoke a cigarette
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