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Find babysitter, check. Depart for lovely night, check. Set random cars on fire, check.
Breaking News: Drunk Man With a Sex Toy in His Ass Rear Ends Another Vehicle
Note to self: One cannot pay his taxes using cock as tribute
WTF News: Wyoming seeks to draft its own "standing army" including an "aircraft carrier"?
Note to self: Next time I attend a job interview, 1) Don't show up butt ass naked, and 2) Dont show up butt ass naked
You might be a redneck if: you drink a jar of gasoline, then attempt to smoke a cigarette
The best way to get rid of the hooker? A power cable, a clothes line, then have her do your laundry
Man's Home Invasion Was in Reality Him High as Fuck on Bathsalts
Where's a good place to piss? I know. The people on the balcony down below. They look like toilets.
Idaho City is Cracking the Whip on The Evil Pants Dropping Gang
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